The smartest thing anyone ever said to me was, “Boy, when you get married… and you will get married, I can just tell… don’t forget to tell your wife you love her every day. Otherwise, she’ll leave you for a much younger, richer, taller man who doesn’t slobber on the pillows or drink all the milk without replacing it.”

“Are you speaking from experience?”

“Absolutely. I hate my ex-wife.”

I love Butch. He’s the best guy I’ve met.

Oh yeah, and I figured out how to add comments to Tumblr so that’s been the high point of my day. What a life I lead.

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