1. She recorded “Alright, Still.”
   She doesn’t even have a great voice. I mean that. Her voice isn’t really a singing voice at all, to be honest. It’s more like talking to a tune, like when you sing songs with your class at school. But she makes it work. It’s a lot better than that Kate Nash bullshit hipsters feign adoration for.
2. She used to be fat and now she’s not so much.
   God, I’m such a shallow bastard.
3. She did a cover of that Kaiser Chiefs song with Mark Ronson (see the next post):
   I think the novelty of mid-60s, early-70s music (that all sounds the same because, huzzah, they all come from the same producer) has worn off. But the first 25, 30 times I heard that song, it was the cat’s pajamas and great getting naked music. Just sayin’.
4. She called Katy Perry out in the media.
   Although, goddamn, Lily Allen talking shit about a celebrity? That’s news? Bitch does it all the time. But anyone who speaks up against that trashy whore Katy Perry totally gets props from me. Hell, if I was a celebrity, or even someone who had an inkling of fame, I would very openly say, “Katy Perry? Oh, I think I know her. She’s a nasty excuse for a human being. I want a homeless man to shit on her face.”
5. Did I mention she’s not fat anymore?
   I’m kidding. Or am I…?
6. Helloooooo “It’s Not Me, It’s You”
   I’ve heard bits of most, if not, all of the songs that are supposed to be on this album and like JC Chasez, I need it to come outtttt already.

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