I’m skipping the first day of school tomorrow to hole up in a hotel room in Washington DC to watch the inauguration. Probably not the greatest way to start the semester, but maybe Columbia should pay more attention to my…

I spent the better part of a year distancing myself from the internet in order to gain a life. Apparently, blogging too much destroyed my personal relationships with my friends and family. Now, a year later, lack of blogging has…

And when I do, it’s going to be about every girl I’ve ever known, past and present, and it will either make them hate me or want to jump into bed with me.

I have lots of ambition.