It takes a lot to get under my skin. I mean, I usually like to overreact, but it’s all for show; however, I just stopped dating a girl because I realized she was only using me to get her demos…

• Whitney Houston looks good for someone who is currently high.
• Katy Perry kissed Travis McCoy and he dumped her (burn).
• Fuck you, Chris Brown, fucking wife-beating son of a bitch.
• Kanye’s hair is growing on me (no pun intended).

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