Link: Bristol Palin Never Fails to Remind Us She’s a Teenager
My favorite parts:
“It’s just, like, I’m not living for myself anymore. It’s, like, for another person, so it’s different. And just you’re up all night. And it’s not glamorous at all. Like, your whole priorities change after having a baby.”
“And so finally, my best friend just, like, blurted it out. And it was just, like — I don’t even remember it because it was just, like, something I don’t want to remember.”

This girl in one of my labs will find any excuse to talk to me. She’s super cute, but the blonde hair, green-eyed girls are heartbreakers. “Hey Jake, do you have all twelve rocks?” “Hey Jacob, could I see your book?” “Jaaaaake, I like your scarf. Can I wear it?” “Why do you know all the answers, Einstein?”
I wish I could find it endearing, but I’ve got my mind on someone else.