Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help…

I don’t really know you, but I broke you down the other night. Before, you had a little fight in you, you brought me back down to your level, but now I feel like I’ve taken that piece of you…