Her: I bet they have really awkward sex.
Him: Yep, Mariah imagines it’s Mimi on top of her whilst he imagines Christina Millian.
Me: I can totally see it. Heels, wind machine and Hello Kitty condoms.

I wish I was 20 years old and hanging out with Rose Byrne. She’s gorgeous.

There’s an entire Las Vegas series floating around somewhere.