• Hugh Jackman’s opening number was funnier than I expected.
• Penelope Cruz, puedes hablar más pronto? Un poquito por favor.
• Ben Stiller as Joaquin wasn’t that funny.
• Okay Beyonce, we get it, big thighs are in.
• Uhhhh zefron and bbv at the Oscars? Is the sky falling?
• Cuba still doesn’t have a job…
• I love Heath idgaf what anyone says.
• Reese too. Except she looks like a girl I used to be in love with.
• Kate Winslet deserved her award and I’m glad that bitch Angie didn’t get a damn thing.
• Fuck, Mickey Rourke. You are one ugly motherfucker.
• Huge man crush on Sean Penn.
• I just realized all the movies this year are all happy and whimsical and shit. I miss 2008.

And I got 5 out of 8, but on the plus side, the ones I WANTED to win, did. And now I’m $200 richer.

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