“While some of the projects in the bill make sense, their legislation is larded with wasteful spending. It includes $300 million to buy new cars for the government, $8 billion for high-speed rail projects, such as a magnetic levitation line from Las Vegas to Disneyland, and $140 million for something called volcano monitoring.

“Instead of monitoring volcanoes, what Congress should be monitoring is the eruption of spending in Washington, D.C.”

Bobby Jindal, you’re an idiot, and as someone who has extensive knowledge in geology, your remarks about volcano monitoring only further the stereotype that young Republicans are more fucking concerned about bringing down the Democratic Party than to pick up a goddamn science book and learn a thing or two – no, “a thing or two” does not include bitching about the stimulus package or whining about something that is apparent you know nothing about.

When your own party turns on you and publicly calls you “childish” and “immature,” I’m sure it becomes a well-known fact that you skipped all your geology classes or paid someone else (like me) to take them for you.

By the way, that last line was such a horrible pun, I think I cringed when I heard it.

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