I was standing in line at the pharmacy and there were two people behind me, a guy and a girl. To our left was a plethora of gossips magazines – People, OK!, Us Weekly, National Enquirer – all of which had at least one picture of Rihanna and her “horrifying ordeal.” The girl says to the guy, “Ooh, I heard this was all just a publicity stunt and she’s just trying to promote her new song. I HEARD IT ON THE RADIO SO IT MUST BE TRUE!” He replies, “Well, now everyone knows she has herpes. Bully for her.”

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