I wish I was 20 years old and hanging out with Rose Byrne. She’s gorgeous.
There’s an entire Las Vegas series floating around somewhere.

Link: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-2-22)

Morrissey (138) 

The Smiths (65) 

Britney Spears (64) 

Beirut (46) 

Kanye West (46) 

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Placing my bets on tonight’s Oscar winners. I may be losing some money tonight but I’m doing to document this here and forward it to my gambling buddies. And yes, I’m aware I’m a pansy for betting on award shows rather than sports events. Shove it.
Side note: Could you believe how incredibly difficult it is to not judge someone based on their looks? I’m terrible at being neutral.
MP = my predictionW = winner
BEST MOTION PICTURE OF THE YEARThe Curious Case of Benjamin Button Frost/Nixon Milk***MP*** The Reader Slumdog Millionaire BEST …

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There’s not much to say about this song except anyone who knows me knows this song hits extremely close to home for me.

Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left – just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, ‘You greedy motherfucker, I’ve got nothing for you.’
- John Mayer

I don’t really know you, but I broke you down the other night. Before, you had a little fight in you, you brought me back down to your level, but now I feel like I’ve taken that piece of you and put it in my pocket.
Please don’t let me be that guy.

I could live like this, with my head in your hands and my hands on your hips. If we took our time, the world might collapse under our feet, but if things moved faster, everything we built up would be in vain. I wrote three words on a cardboard box in December, put my best foot forward, took a deep breath. I found the words I spoke to be a big, big mess. Fingers crossed. I’ve never said a word I didn’t mean.
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You are not the Smiths. You will never be the Smiths. Stop blatantly ripping off good 80s pop music. I mean, really? You couldn’t even change the chord progression OR the key the song was in? Did you seriously think no one would notice that you stole the instrumental to “This Charming Man” and just changed the words? Guess what, fellas. I noticed. And I am not pleased.
It’s sad because the rest of your album is EXACTLY THE SAME. Your attempts to be lyrically clever fall flat. Not even Moz …

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Chances are you’ve heard a song by this group and never even knew it. Mazzy Star is probably one of the most underrated bands of the 90s, which is hard to believe because their music is so easily accessible (usually bands can only use the same chord progression so many times, but they get away with it). Talk about beautiful winter music. This entire album is it.
“Fade Into You” is one of their most popular songs off of So Tonight That I Might See, and probably ever, sadly. The band …

R.I.P. hot 90’s Alec.