Link: Punk’d by the Web

Ashton will never be anyone other than Kelso to me.

I don’t like when you send me dirty pictures of you, you’re not pretty, we’re not eeeeeever going to live together, and I’m not impressed by your desperate attempts to garner my attention. Maybe I don’t respond to you because…

• Hugh Jackman’s opening number was funnier than I expected.
• Penelope Cruz, puedes hablar más pronto? Un poquito por favor.
• Ben Stiller as Joaquin wasn’t that funny.
• Okay Beyonce, we get it, big thighs are in.
• Uhhhh zefron and

…

Her: I bet they have really awkward sex.
Him: Yep, Mariah imagines it’s Mimi on top of her whilst he imagines Christina Millian.
Me: I can totally see it. Heels, wind machine and Hello Kitty condoms.

I wish I was 20 years old and hanging out with Rose Byrne. She’s gorgeous.

There’s an entire Las Vegas series floating around somewhere.

Link: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-2-22)

1. Morrissey (138) 
2. The Smiths (65) 
3. Britney Spears (64) 
4. Beirut (46) 
5. Kanye West (46) 

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