Placing my bets on tonight’s Oscar winners. I may be losing some money tonight but I’m doing to document this here and forward it to my gambling buddies. And yes, I’m aware I’m a pansy for betting on award shows…

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There’s not much to say about this song except anyone who knows me knows this song hits extremely close to home for me.

Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help…

I don’t really know you, but I broke you down the other night. Before, you had a little fight in you, you brought me back down to your level, but now I feel like I’ve taken that piece of you…

I could live like this, with my head in your hands and my hands on your hips. If we took our time, the world might collapse under our feet, but if things moved faster, everything we built up would be…

You are not the Smiths. You will never be the Smiths. Stop blatantly ripping off good 80s pop music. I mean, really? You couldn’t even change the chord progression OR the key the song was in? Did you seriously think…