Everyone should make love to this song.

Tried to reblog this directly from someone else, but it didn’t work out too well, so…
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Old, but mesmerizing.

Link: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-29)

Metric (239) 

Britney Spears (125) 

The Smiths (92) 

Adele (84) 

Department of Eagles (58) 

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Just because I like to see how 12 years ages someone. And why Kate Winslet is fine wine, and Leo is a flower you forgot to water… because you got it from your ex and don’t really like daisies anyway.

Last night, through subsequent clicking, I came across a girl I used to date in college. It was my freshman year, she was a junior. What she wanted with a 18-year-old boy, I don’t know, but I’m not going to complain about a 20-year-old wanting to date me. She was cute and didn’t live in the dorms, so I didn’t spend much time anywhere else but her apartment. It was nice, but we split because I got bored, and she called me a “stupid little boy” because I didn’t want …

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust
For the record, I love ShamWow. Those things are amazing, and everyone should buy them. But never ever pay money for hookers unless you want them to bite your tongue. Then you have to beat the shit out of her, cops and lawyers get involved, and there’s a big ol’ mess you have to explain to your family. Just don’t do it, okay? Now everybody take some rubbers.

I love women. Other straight men, well, they love women too. And they date them, woo them, kiss them, fuck them, and sometimes, if they’re crazy, they marry them. I have a few friends who have taken the plunge, and many of them who have had bachelor parties as their last attempt to regain whatever manhood they lost before they became engaged.
Whoever thought bachelor parties are a good idea is fucking insane. You’re about to get married to a woman, someone you MUST be madly in love with if you …

A few years back, I decided if I ever had kids, I was going to lock up all my records and CDs in a glass case and tell the youngins that they weren’t allowed to touch them, that they’re very important and only for people who know what to do with them. Knowing kids, they’d do the exact opposite, get curious and listen to them when I wasn’t around. That way, they’d think these albums are sacred and they’ll appreciate music as much as I do.
So today I’m building a …

“So I hear your president’s approval ratings are dropping. Is this your Obama-nation?”
“Please. We gave your president 8 years to fix his fuckups. The most you can do is give him 8 weeks before you open your fat mouth.”
I think it’s hilarious how Republicans say they never talk down about anyone, that it’s the Dems who do the instigating. Sure, tell Limbaugh and Jindal that.
I fucking hate politics sometimes.