Never in my life do I ever remember saying I didn’t want kids. When I was a teenager, I used to tell my mom that I wanted 18 kids, so I could have two baseball teams and they could play against each other at the park. After stressing her out, I decided one baseball team was enough, and we’d just play against the neighborhood kids – and win, of course. If their daddy’s genes were strong enough, we’d have no choice BUT to win. Otherwise, we’d throw a tantrum and ask, “Best 2 out of 3?”

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