I remember when I first got back to the States, I was wearing a band shirt (I can’t remember which, but I want to say it was Silverstein or some stupid band like that), and the boyfriend of this girl in line said, “What the fuck, man? Do you listen to Saves the Day too?” Keep in mind, this boy was in line for fucking COBRA STARSHIP and he has the nerve to try to call me out, the guy who has a VIP pass and is only outside to …

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