Prepare for another "Jake is a dick" post.
Jesus Christ on a cracker, a lot of ugly girls follow me. I’m sick of you forwarding me your half-naked pictures. Did you not get the fucking point when I posted that blog? Do you want me to throw up all over my phone? Am I making myself clear?
Why don’t pretty girls send me naughty pictures instead? Why do I have to settle for less? I would rather go to 7am mass on Sunday than to reply to your “I’m horny” text messages.









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