I love women. Other straight men, well, they love women too. And they date them, woo them, kiss them, fuck them, and sometimes, if they’re crazy, they marry them. I have a few friends who have taken the plunge, and…

A few years back, I decided if I ever had kids, I was going to lock up all my records and CDs in a glass case and tell the youngins that they weren’t allowed to touch them, that they’re very…