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28 March 2009 55 views No Comment

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust

For the record, I love ShamWow. Those things are amazing, and everyone should buy them. But never ever pay money for hookers unless you want them to bite your tongue. Then you have to beat the shit out of her, cops and lawyers get involved, and there’s a big ol’ mess you have to explain to your family. Just don’t do it, okay? Now everybody take some rubbers.

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