ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust

For the record, I love ShamWow. Those things are amazing, and everyone should buy them. But never ever pay money for hookers unless you want them to bite your tongue. Then you have…

I love women. Other straight men, well, they love women too. And they date them, woo them, kiss them, fuck them, and sometimes, if they’re crazy, they marry them. I have a few friends who have taken the plunge, and…

A few years back, I decided if I ever had kids, I was going to lock up all my records and CDs in a glass case and tell the youngins that they weren’t allowed to touch them, that they’re very…

“So I hear your president’s approval ratings are dropping. Is this your Obama-nation?”

“Please. We gave your president 8 years to fix his fuckups. The most you can do is give him 8 weeks before you open your fat mouth.”…

I loved Room for Squares. That record was my jam for a long while. Everything after that, with the exception of a few songs on select albums, wasn’t that great, but I still liked John Mayer. He seemed like a…

Paul Rudd on…Why He Feels A Little Gay

“I always thought I’d be a really good gay guy. I love American Idol. I watch Antiques Roadshow like crazy. Guys like Oscar Wilde, Stephen Fry, Elton John — they’re all…