NBC: Leno Top Marketing PrioritySorry, Conan O’Brien, but NBC says Jay Leno is its top marketing focus for 2009.“Leno is the single most important marketing priority of the year,” says NBC Entertainment Marketing President Adam Stotsky. “We are deploying the necessary resources and bringing out the heavy creative guns.”Stotsky hints that one potential positioning will be as an accompaniment to the network’s news programming. “He [Leno] likes to talk about this as a broadcasting brand. You can start your day getting informed on topical issues with Today, get deeper insight …

My hero.

Link: Does Beer (Goggling) Affect Whom We Find Attractive?
Recently, a pair of research psychologists — Vincent Egan of the University of Leicester and Giray Cordan of the University of Exeter — completed a survey of 240 subjects, half of whom had been drinking, to find out how drinkers and non-drinkers experience attraction. What they found was interesting, if a bit creepy.The creepy part has to do with how all people, not just drinkers, rate the attractiveness of minors. Researchers have known for years that adults have a deep appreciation …

The smoothest motherfuckers in the room.

Link: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-26)

Elvis Costello (147) 

The Cure (101) 

Progress In Color (69) 

Eisley (68) 

The Roots (65) 

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Link: Black People Love Us!
We are well-liked by Black people so we’re psyched (since lots of Black people don’t like lots of White people)!! We thought it’d be cool to honor our exceptional status with a ROCKIN’ domain name and a killer website!!
Best website ever.

The police officers beg and plead for the man to put on his robes, but all the Naked Wizard wants to do is be free of his wizard sleeves and hang in the breeze. He throws his colorful garb onto the grass.
“It doesn’t have to stop,” the Naked Wizard says.
“I’ll tell you what,” the cop says. “You can have a great time — but you can have an even better time if you put your clothes on…Can I get them for you?”
The officer grabs the gown and tosses to the …

And it’s actually one of the best feelings in the world. None of that “Does she like me too?” or “How’s this going to end?” She’s beautiful, and I like where we’re at.

Don’t cry, baby Cara. When your mother let me keep you Easter weekend 2007, I decided then I wasn’t letting you go ever again. I fought tooth and nail for you, little girl. Who knows what I’d do without you now.

I can say this now without feeling spiteful. I never wanted to commit myself to you. After years of talking about it and months of planning it, I bought you a ring at the last possible second, as a way to try to keep you from leaving me. Subconsciously, I knew you were going to leave regardless of what I did or said, but I guess a part of me wanted to think that I tried to give it my all.
All I really wanted to do from day one was …