“SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT’S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT…
I'm a session musician with a degree in Applied Mathematics I'll never use. If you listen to shitty music, you may have heard my work or seen me setting up a drum set at your local venue.
I was also voted Most Likely to Date Your Kid Sister.
If you're looking for Jacob Dykes, he is a proud homosexual man who is anxiously awaiting the birth of his first child with his life partner, Tyrone, via their surrogate mother, Tyrone's sister.
Jacob Dykes and Tyrone live in southern California with their papillon, Princess.
