The police officers beg and plead for the man to put on his robes, but all the Naked Wizard wants to do is be free of his wizard sleeves and hang in the breeze. He throws his colorful garb…

And it’s actually one of the best feelings in the world. None of that “Does she like me too?” or “How’s this going to end?” She’s beautiful, and I like where we’re at.

Don’t cry, baby Cara. When your mother let me keep you Easter weekend 2007, I decided then I wasn’t letting you go ever again. I fought tooth and nail for you, little girl. Who knows what I’d do without…

I can say this now without feeling spiteful. I never wanted to commit myself to you. After years of talking about it and months of planning it, I bought you a ring at the last possible second, as a way…

You think Santogold is at home stewing that she didn’t get an invite to the epic Hipsters Of Color summit?