One day, there was this little boy with giant knuckles and long fluffy hair and little teeny pants that liked to dance. Well, this one time he was dancing in a meadow full of deer and magical bunnies and this ladybug with a rather unfortunate large head came flying by. She was fascinated by the little boy’s amazing grammar and decided she had to stop. She landed right on his fat button nose, so he almost tried to get rid of her until he looked her right in the eyes. He immediately decided this was his ladybug for life. He plucked her off his nosey and stuck her in his pocket and the first thing he did was teach her how to dance. He took her out on dates to the dumpsters and bought her paintbrushes and bottles of apple juice, and the night she brushed his hair for him, she told him she loved him. His eyes got big and he held her little ladybug hand and told her he loved her too. Every single day after that, they fell in love with each other, and every night, she slept on his shoulder. And every morning, they woke up and he kissed her with her morning breath. Then she decided to take him to the moon where they sat and held hands and stared into the darkness and they told stories to their grandkids about how beautiful it was. And when they left, they left together, looking at each other’s eyes just like the day they met.

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