Let this be my declaration of love for you.
You make me want to dance on top of tables barefoot with ribbons hanging from my toes, you make me want to play the piano with my eyes closed and sing to you at the top of my lungs. I want to scratch your head and blow in your ears and press my nose to your cheek and giggle against your neck. I just want to lie down next to you and stare into your eyes so long that by the end …

One day, there was this little boy with giant knuckles and long fluffy hair and little teeny pants that liked to dance. Well, this one time he was dancing in a meadow full of deer and magical bunnies and this ladybug with a rather unfortunate large head came flying by. She was fascinated by the little boy’s amazing grammar and decided she had to stop. She landed right on his fat button nose, so he almost tried to get rid of her until he looked her right in the eyes. …

Hmm. Well, we’ve already heard the cactus story, so that one’s out. How about the story of the girl and the turtle? Because turtles practically live forever, and the girl wanted a friend for life. So she bought a turtle, named him Arthur (Spanky for short) and she and Art decided they would grow old together. And then one day Spanky told her that he was really a real boy (like Pinocchio, see) and that if she kissed him, he would become human. So she did, and he did, even …

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Once upon a time, there was a very large cactus. For a very long time, it stood all alone, very dry and ashy. And then, one day, another cactus came along, and she was very pretty. And all her pointy things had round edges because she was very sweet and she gave her new cactus friend some lotion for his dryness and then they fell in love. And then they had a baseball team of tiny baby cacti and they were happy forever and ever.

Do you know why I’m writing this tonight?
One. You’re completely and wonderfully beautiful and spectacular, and I think you’ve got to be the cutest, sweetest thing I’ve ever come across.
Two. Well, you’re short. And everyone knows Jake loves him a short lady.
Three. Oh my god I love you. I love you love you love you like I never have before and it’s pretty much the absolute best thing ever.
Four. You give me butterflies. It’s not rare to find someone to do this. It is rare to find someone who can …

Once upon a time, there was this tall, dumb boy with a head the size of a dinner plate and legs like a little teensy kid and eyes that sparkled in the sun. And this boy, he was used to lots of things from girls. He was used to confused feelings and late night wonderings and the constant telling of what to change. No one ever seemed happy with just him and these girls made him feel like he was taking a long walk in a haunted forest with poison …

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