Cashier: Oh, I like your shirt!
Me: Thanks.
Cashier: Is he using his eyes to cook the food? Clever!
Me: Mhm.
Cashier: What happened to the microwave?
Me: …
Cashier: Does he even actually eat? Do they address that in the comic books?
Me (trying to swipe my card as quickly as possible): I don’t know.
Cashier: You’re quiet. I remember watching this movie once and I never see superheroes eat! Do they eat when they’re their alter ego?
Guy behind me: Hey, can we hurry up here? He doesn’t wanna talk!

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