Her: So… Michael Jackson was like the Selena of the family?
Me: I guess so.
Her: He was the most talented sibling and the rest of them were all just living in his shadow because he was such…

I love novelty phones. It’s why I’m waiting patiently for its return – in the form of VoIP devices.

Link: 90 percent of U.S. bills carry traces of cocaine

No wonder I like to eat money.

Is this cover serious? Really? So I guess he was only cool when he was black.