Hot damn, Martha Stewart was fine.

Link: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-15)

Jewel (40) 

Eisley (16) 

Nirvana (14) 

The Cure (11) 

Journey (10) 

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Here are the clues: #sexiestmanalive has starred in a blockbuster franchise. #sexiestmanalive has proposed to at least one woman. #sexiestmanalive has roots outside of the U.S. #sexiestmanalive is taller than @RyanSeacrest, not quite as tall as @THE_REAL_SHAQ.

Close, People Magazine, but you forgot I haven’t starred in a blockbuster franchise yet.

Link: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-8)

Smokey Robinson and the Miracles (210) 

Dean Martin (41) 

Say Anything (13) 

John Mayer (7) 

Belle and Sebastian (6) 

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Just taking a trip down memory lane, you guys.

This is why I always grin in my mugshots.