I’ve been with a lot of girls. I don’t think I’ve ever regretted being with any of them, but there are a few that were less than ideal. Just as few were really, really good relationships where I had my heart broken, thinking everything was fine when it really wasn’t. It was typical teenage Jacob mentality. As I got older, I stopped romanticizing every relationship and started thinking with my head. Every new girl pushed an old girl out of my head until I couldn’t remember much about what went …

It’s true – I’ve struggled with drugs since I was a teenager. It began when I was in high school and I started smoking weed with a pretty blonde girl at her house. Her parents let her do whatever she wanted, and she had very little regard for anyone but herself. Nonetheless, she invited me over every other weekday to smoke and make out. I don’t think she was really my girlfriend as she spent most of her time with another boy at school, and I never cared. I had …

They will forever be my favorite on-screen couple. I always wished my parents were more like them.
Devansi, let’s do karaoke so I can be Tim at 1:10.

Sacheen Littlefeather, an American Indian activist, accepting Marlon Brando’s Academy Award on his behalf (click the picture to watch).

Actually, yes I can. We practically share a brain, and think all the same things. When I was busy getting her a card (after she yelled at me for one), I thought, “Fuck, I bet she totally got this one too. Ehhhhh I don’t wanna look stupid. Fits more for me anyway. Girls don’t pee standing up!”
I wish I could say I was embarrassed, but really, I knew she’d never pass up a Simpsons card for me.

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Pitchfork seems to love this band. I just think they’re okay. But I do enjoy this song.