I’ve been with a lot of girls. I don’t think I’ve ever regretted being with any of them, but there are a few that were less than ideal. Just as few were really, really good relationships where I had my…

It’s true – I’ve struggled with drugs since I was a teenager. It began when I was in high school and I started smoking weed with a pretty blonde girl at her house. Her parents let her do whatever she…

They will forever be my favorite on-screen couple. I always wished my parents were more like them.

Devansi, let’s do karaoke so I can be Tim at 1:10.

Sacheen Littlefeather, an American Indian activist, accepting Marlon Brando’s Academy Award on his behalf (click the picture to watch).

Actually, yes I can. We practically share a brain, and think all the same things. When I was busy getting her a card (after she yelled at me for one), I thought, “Fuck, I bet she totally got this one…