Sadly, I learned this a long time ago. Since our resources are limited, and every so often I have the urge to cook something decent, I made an arrangement that would allow me to exchange good food for the right to document whatever I prepare in the kitchen. No one argued with me there.
I wasn’t prepared, but I was in the mood for some nachos. Good, hearty nachos. Since I promised my girl I would give up red meat, I figured chicken was the next best thing. We’ll have chicken …

Inventor Douglas Hines with Roxxxy, his computerized sex robot that can carry on a conversation and have a simulated orgasm.
To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She’s a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She’ll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she’ll have sex whenever you please — as long as her battery doesn’t run out.
more here.
This was already done. Does anyone remember Heidi Fleiss?