I still can’t believe my girlfriend and I got each other the same V-Day card.
22 February 2010
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Actually, yes I can. We practically share a brain, and think all the same things. When I was busy getting her a card (after she yelled at me for one), I thought, “Fuck, I bet she totally got this one too. Ehhhhh I don’t wanna look stupid. Fits more for me anyway. Girls don’t pee standing up!”
I wish I could say I was embarrassed, but really, I knew she’d never pass up a Simpsons card for me.











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