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I’m pretty much dead after this.

I believed this until the age of 12, when the cat sat firmly in my lap and continually brushes his tail against my peen through my pants.

Sadly, I learned this a long time ago. Since our resources are limited, and every so often I have the urge to cook something decent, I made an arrangement that would allow me to exchange good food for the right…

Inventor Douglas Hines with Roxxxy, his computerized sex robot that can carry on a conversation and have a simulated orgasm.

To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She’s a willowy 5…