Every guy has dated that one girl who likes to trash-talk every other girl she ever meets, the girl with the anger problem but won’t admit it, the one whose mom encourages them to beat the shit out of anyone who looks at them the wrong way. In my experience, these girls are the most possessive and needy people. They’ll call the waitress a bitch if she flirts with you. They’ll constantly talk about some “nasty fake skank” who they still hold a grudge against since high school. They’ll dig their fingernails into another girl’s face, and then say, “I did it for you.”

I went out with a girl like this. Fake tan, fake boobs, fake nails, just fake all around. All she did was talk shit about everyone else, and her mother was just as bad. When I asked her, “Why do you have to be like that? It makes you look like such a nasty person,” she replied, “Excuse me?! Is it because you really want to get into that waitress’s pants? You asshole. Go fuck yourself.” Then we both go home and fuck like rabbits. Do girls do this to get a rise out of a guy or are they honestly terrible people?

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