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Those who can’t make music write about it.

2 May 2010 146 views No Comment

You are one pretentious fuck, you know that? A nearly 30-year-old man, hanging off of every Pitchfork review, basing your “opinion” off of what some music blogs tell you, thinking you’re the only person in the world who could possibly like Broken Social Scene and hating MGMT even though you were all over their cock when their first album came out. You and your stupid music blog can go DIAF. Maybe one day you’ll pick up those instruments you know how to play and actually try making some music. Fucker.

On a somewhat lighter note, the exterminator came by yesterday after I found some house spiders and ants in my house. He found 10 black widow spiders hanging on to the outside wall, caught  7 of those, but 3 got away. I asked if I could keep the dead ones he caught (he kept them in a plastic Coke bottle), but he said they’re for his own collection.

And don’t forget Mother’s Day is next Sunday, you guys.

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