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If your name is Mary, and you’re from NY, read this.

4 May 2010 123 views 2 Comments

Telling my girlfriend that she should date someone closer to her is ballsy of you, you ugly piece of shit. No one asked for your opinion, no one cares, no one is listening to you. You must lead a sad, miserable life if you feel you have any say-so in other people’s relationship. Shut the fuck up already. My girl isn’t going to leave me based on anything YOU tell her. Are you disappointed you can’t be us? The answer is yes.

You can go shave your back now.

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2 Comments »

  • Catrina said:

    Closing Mean Girls line is A+.

  • jacobradio (author) said:

    I knew someone would appreciate it.

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