I knew this would be a disaster. I’ve been talking to an 18-year-old girl for a while who seemed cool some days, and naive others. In my mind, I was content not talking to her, but I kept thinking, “Okay…
I enjoy the state of Texas ten times more than I’ve ever enjoyed Florida. Florida didn’t seem horrible growing up – I had a lot of friends, a lot of girlfriends, a lot of sex and drugs, but everything was…
I have the drive to stay awake tonight, but I won’t. I’m restless. Woke up early on my day off to take the new kitten to the vet, make sure all is well with him. I let Wilson get a…
I'm a session musician with a degree in Applied Mathematics I'll never use. If you listen to shitty music, you may have heard my work or seen me setting up a drum set at your local venue.
I was also voted Most Likely to Date Your Kid Sister.
If you're looking for Jacob Dykes, he is a proud homosexual man who is anxiously awaiting the birth of his first child with his life partner, Tyrone, via their surrogate mother, Tyrone's sister.
Jacob Dykes and Tyrone live in southern California with their papillon, Princess.