Holy shit. I’ve been listening to the Dave Ryan show this week, and there was a segment called “How Will They Take It?” There was a woman on who was terrified of telling her mom that she was dating a…
First of all, I have beef with anyone who says something to the effect of, “I listen to everything except country lolz.” When did country music turn into something you’re ashamed to listen to? I will be the first to…
I don’t know why I always do this to myself. I decide I need something that I really don’t need and I spend money without thinking about it. The other day I decided I wanted to get a new case…
After not hearing from her in two days, she sent me a text asking me “What’s up?” I didn’t reply. It wasn’t purposely; I was just busy, and then I forgot to respond to her. I think she realized we…
I'm a session musician with a degree in Applied Mathematics I'll never use. If you listen to shitty music, you may have heard my work or seen me setting up a drum set at your local venue.
I was also voted Most Likely to Date Your Kid Sister.
If you're looking for Jacob Dykes, he is a proud homosexual man who is anxiously awaiting the birth of his first child with his life partner, Tyrone, via their surrogate mother, Tyrone's sister.
Jacob Dykes and Tyrone live in southern California with their papillon, Princess.