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- June 2011 (2)
- 21: Let me tell you something, Mr. Ebert… (0)
- 20: Saint Lazarus (1)
- January 2011 (1)
- 10: Retribution. (0)
- December 2010 (3)
- 26: “Taxi Driver” vs. “Scarface” (0)
- 22: What I want for Christmas. (0)
- 19: Enjoying the view. (0)
- November 2010 (10)
- 28: It was worth it to you. (0)
- 23: I should stop going to class if all I’m gonna do is punch a guy. (0)
- 23: I’m unsure as to what happened last night. (0)
- 16: Exes. (0)
- 12: “My family is so fucked up. My sister sleeps with an older man, my other sister married a punk, and my brother is gay.” (0)
- 08: When I have kids of my own, you’ll see. (0)
- 07: There is no such thing as common sense. (0)
- 07: Aching. (0)
- 03: eHarmony rejection. (0)
- 01: Talk about creepy ads. (0)
- October 2010 (1)
- 20: I could die. (0)
- September 2010 (5)
- 19: Depression/Repression/Reflection (0)
- 17: Couple dynamics (0)
- 16: “Fear” could have been a more believable movie if… (0)
- 05: Just My Luck (0)
- 04: Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson = BFFL (0)
- August 2010 (4)
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- 24: A Date With Barely McLegal (0)
- 24: D-Lux – “Jawbreaker” (0)
- 11: Episode 1: Wilson Is A Spaz (0)
- 09: I have a love/hate relationship with this city. (0)
- 05: I’ve had 7 of these tonight. (0)
- 04: Inspector Gadget Parody: “I’m not drunk, Penny….” (0)
- 03: I’ve been such an angry man lately (1)
- June 2010 (7)
- 28: I’m sorry, but I still can’t like Chris Brown. (0)
- 22: R. Kelly – “Real Talk” Behind the Scenes (0)
- 19: Tejano and Motown. (0)
- 17: Oh, ChaCha. (0)
- 15: Having sex with as many women as possible without cheating: Part I (0)
- 04: Oscuro – “Rumba Pantera” (0)
- 01: Self-Sabotage: Part II (0)
- May 2010 (18)
- 31: Indofin – “Nonprofit” (0)
- 27: Calliope Musicals – “Golden Glow” (0)
- 27: Self-Sabotage: Part I (0)
- 25: All of my friends are getting married (I think they’re making a mistake). (0)
- 24: The Nish Initiative – “When I Get There” (0)
- 21: I miss my mom. (0)
- 21: Kanude – “Johnny and Paul” (0)
- 17: Royal Forest – “Anagrams” (0)
- 17: A little reflection never hurt anyone. (2)
- 15: Angry Birds – Quite Possibly the Best iPhone Game Ever (1)
- 11: One-Ingredient Ice Cream (0)
- 10: Last night. (0)
- 09: Lose It! for iPhone App Review (0)
- 07: Drugs. Always about drugs. (0)
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- 04: If your name is Mary, and you’re from NY, read this. (2)
- 03: Chris Brown is a bitch. (0)
- 02: Those who can’t make music write about it. (0)
- April 2010 (12)
- 30: I miss you. (1)
- 25: I met Elvis this weekend. (0)
- 19: Speaking of anger problems… (0)
- 18: My name is Jacob, and I’m a recovering addict. (0)
- 16: I want to love you like you deserve to be loved. (1)
- 14: It’s been a week. (0)
- 09: I wanna try this again. (0)
- 07: I feel a depressing post coming up. (0)
- 05: I don’t remember how long I’ve been sober. (0)
- 03: The best photobomb ever. (0)
- 02: Many Worlds (0)
- 01: Atlas V Rocket Sonic Shockwave (0)
- March 2010 (9)
- 31: Manjula (0)
- 30: Because it was an awesome video (0)
- 29: Photoshop Fail: 12 More Hilarious Mistakes (0)
- 27: Two Door Cinema Club – “Undercover Martyn” (0)
- 26: Feedly – a Firefox RSS Add-On (0)
- 25: The Five Most Insincere Celebrity Apologies (2)
- 21: Something good is coming up. (0)
- 02: Girls with bad attitudes (0)
- 01: I hardly get so drunk I throw up, but… (0)
- February 2010 (32)
- 28: Have you ever downplayed a past relationship? (0)
- 25: Cocaine and me (1)
- 24: Tim and Jill (1)
- 23: Marlon Brando’s Oscar win for “The Godfather” (0)
- 22: I still can’t believe my girlfriend and I got each other the same V-Day card. (0)
- 21: Epic Beard Man Follow-Up (0)
- 20: Fair fight, I think. (0)
- 18: An Accurate Analysis (0)
- 17: If Wes Anderson Directed Spider-Man (0)
- 16: Real Estate – “Beach Comber” (0)
- 15: Creepy Dolls: 12 Weird and Scary Kids Toys (0)
- 14: Architectural Love Story: 10 Castles Built for Love (0)
- 13: In addition to yesterday’s post. (0)
- 12: The cutest Super Bowl ad in the entire world (yes, I’m gushing) (0)
- 11: Man dumped over mobile phone’s pre-loaded sexy text messages (0)
- 10: Why everyone should read Playboy. (1)
- 09: Why kids shouldn’t be on Facebook (1)
- 08: Physicists Prove Teleportation of Energy Is Possible (0)
- 08: How “Minority Report” of them. (0)
- 07: SIRC Guide to Flirting (0)
- 07: Ah, yes, the old bowl of water prank. (0)
- 06: Women and Me (0)
- 06: Oh okay. (0)
- 06: Cursing + Super Mario Land (0)
- 05: She & Him – “In the Sun” (0)
- 04: Saturday Looks Good to Me – “When I Lose My Eyes” (0)
- 03: “Get yo ass to cookin’ playboy…I want an omelette, I want a beef burrito…” (2)
- 03: COCK! Did that get your attention? (0)
- 02: Rehab food sucks. (0)
- 02: Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot (0)
- 01: Because being a virgin wasn’t awkward enough. (0)
- 01: hell’s mercenaries (0)
- January 2010 (3)
- 31: 2010 Grammys – No wifebeaters allowed. (0)
- 30: My first kiss. (0)
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- December 2009 (1)
- November 2009 (29)
- 29: My sobriety has been hanging by a thread for years. (0)
- 27: Unlicensed crappy crap: Part 2 (0)
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- 24: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-22) (0)
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- 08: When I was 17, my father staged an intervention. (0)
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- 05: For you. (0)
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- 02: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1) (0)
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- 01: Unlicensed crappy crap: Part 1 (0)
- October 2009 (38)
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- 30: oh, Google (0)
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- 28: What if George W. Bush had done that? (0)
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- 26: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25) (0)
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- 25: Does It Offend You Yeah? – “Dawn of the Dead” (0)
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- 13: The Wonderful World of Prison Inventions (0)
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- 12: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-11) (0)
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- 12: 20 Incredible LEGO Artworks by Nathan Sawaya (0)
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- 11: Top Ten Most Annoying Alarm Clocks (0)
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- 10: To You (0)
- 06: Girl, you must be crazy. (0)
- 05: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-4) (0)
- 04: Tired eyes. (0)
- September 2009 (19)
- 29: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-27) (0)
- 21: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-20) (0)
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- 20: hey baby (0)
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- 14: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-13) (0)
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- 14: I hate writer’s block. (0)
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- 07: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-6) (0)
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- 04: no animals were harmed during this photo shoot… but some people may get fired. (0)
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- 02: not ready for that jelly: part I (0)
- 01: Are You Stuck On Your First Love? (0)
- August 2009 (38)
- 31: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-30) (0)
- 31: Great! Another shitty band calls it quits. (0)
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- 29: New Order – “Love Vigilantes” (0)
- 29: sometimes I think I have things under control. (0)
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- 24: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-23) (0)
- 24: This has no ending, so you can skip it if you want. (0)
- 21: I’ve never loved anyone the way I love you. (0)
- 20: The way Texans gauge MJ’s legacy: (0)
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- 19: 90 percent of U.S. bills carry traces of cocaine (0)
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- 17: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-16) (0)
- 13: Post-breakup is an interesting concept. (0)
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- 12: What Really Happened. (0)
- 11: Counting Crows – “Round Here” (0)
- 10: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-9) (0)
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- 08: I dreamt I died. (0)
- 07: While buying chocolate coins. (0)
- 06: I’m an expert at making you go crazy. (0)
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- 05: Movies to Watch (0)
- 05: Nas – “If I Ruled the World (Imagine That)” (0)
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- 03: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-2) (0)
- 03: To Do. (0)
- 03: This thing needed a little change (0)
- July 2009 (6)
- 27: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-7-26) (0)
- 22: Since someone keeps bringing it up… (0)
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- 20: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-7-19) (0)
- 13: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-7-12) (0)
- 06: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-7-5) (0)
- June 2009 (6)
- 29: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-28) (0)
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- 22: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-21) (0)
- 15: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-14) (0)
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- 01: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-31) (0)
- May 2009 (26)
- 27: (0)
- 25: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-24) (0)
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- 21: The Virginity Fetish: An Interview with author Jessica Valenti (0)
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- 18: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-17) (0)
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- 14: One time I knew this girl (0)
- 13: run-on paragraphs are the best. (0)
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- 11: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-10) (0)
- 09: You love my sappy stories. (0)
- 09: I met a girl with your name, but it just wasn’t the same. (0)
- 08: Please shield your eyes; my sunny face may blind you. (0)
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- 07: you are like a beautiful song on repeat (0)
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- 04: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-3) (0)
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- 03: 1 (0)
- 03: I really don’t think I’m wasting my time. (1)
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- April 2009 (40)
- 29: (0)
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- 28: Does Beer (Goggling) Affect Whom We Find Attractive? (0)
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- 27: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-26) (0)
- 27: Black People Love Us! (0)
- 26: (0)
- 26: I’m in love with my best friend. (0)
- 23: (0)
- 22: I realized today I never wanted to marry you. (0)
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- 20: Weezy Shows Off His "Love-Making" Skills in Playboy (0)
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- 19: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-19) (0)
- 17: SHUT THE FUCK UP. this will quite possibly be the best 4th of july ever (0)
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- 15: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-12) (0)
- 14: January 19, 2008 (0)
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- 11: holding on to your last shred of dignity much? (0)
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- 10: Where does your state rank? (0)
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- 07: Palin Camp Accuses Levi of Acting Like Sarah Palin (0)
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- 06: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-5) (0)
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- 05: I think it’s time to break some hearts and go on with your life. (0)
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- 02: 30 Rock – 1-900-OKFACE (0)
- 02: Smokers feeling abused as federal tax hike hits (0)
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- March 2009 (53)
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- 29: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-29) (0)
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- 29: 30,000 feet up in the air. (0)
- 28: (0)
- 27: bachelor parties gone awry (1)
- 27: lesson #1 (0)
- 26: I hate that I have so many Republican friends. (0)
- 25: That’s enough, John Mayer. (0)
- 23: (0)
- 23: What if the Palm Pre Bombs? (0)
- 22: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-22) (0)
- 22: (0)
- 22: Obama budget could bring $9.3 trillion in deficits (0)
- 21: you’ve always been a tease. (0)
- 21: fighting sleep day 126 (0)
- 20: (0)
- 19: the things I remember when listening to certain songs. (0)
- 19: Cursive – “From the Hips” (0)
- 18: Alcohol comparisons at 11pm. (0)
- 17: a father always knows. (0)
- 16: road rage in ohio. (0)
- 15: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-15) (0)
- 15: (0)
- 15: How Much Do You Owe? (0)
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- 14: My favorite Pitchfork review ever. (0)
- 13: jungle gyms and sandlots. (0)
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- 12: name a band that you absolutely despise. (0)
- 11: (0)
- 11: Prepare for another "Jake is a dick" post. (0)
- 10: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-8) (0)
- 10: For Her (0)
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- 08: January 2008 (0)
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- 07: I’m not sure why I’m doing this. I must be extremely bored. (0)
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- 06: when wheels spin backward. (0)
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- 03: if you were hiding in an attic, this would make more sense. (0)
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- 02: dance recitals and school plays (the joys of having girls) (0)
- 02: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-1) (0)
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- 01: the first day at your house (0)
- February 2009 (41)
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- 28: a summary of this week in 100 words or less. (0)
- 27: I have pride like you’ve never seen before. (0)
- 27: It’s like saying something you don’t understand is "stupid" (0)
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- 25: Punk’d by the Web (0)
- 24: the only way I can say it. (0)
- 24: quick post about nothing (0)
- 23: On the topic of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon: (0)
- 23: (0)
- 22: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-2-22) (0)
- 22: Dun dun dun… Oscar Night ’09 (0)
- 22: Okkervil River – “Red” (0)
- 21: (0)
- 21: I didn’t mean to be the breaking point (0)
- 20: Two steps forward, one step back. (0)
- 20: Dear Cut Off Your Hands, (0)
- 19: Mazzy Star – “Fade Into You” (0)
- 19: (0)
- 18: I Like Selfish People: Part II (0)
- 18: I want to marry M.I.A. as of late. (0)
- 17: Bristol Palin Never Fails to Remind Us She’s a Teenager (0)
- 17: Comes around full circle. (0)
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- 16: Dear you, (0)
- 16: Neutral Milk Hotel – “In the Aeroplane Over the Sea” (0)
- 16: My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-2-15) (0)
- 16: My obsession with Lil Wayne. (0)
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- 12: Domestic Disturbia ’09 (0)
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- 09: I am offended. (0)
- 09: To sum up the Grammys… (0)
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- 06: Oh, 30 Rock… (0)
- 04: From some asshole’s blog: (0)
- 04: Has compulsive texting ruined chivalry? (0)
- 02: So hilarious it had to be re-posted (from his blog). (0)
- 01: Bands that no one should listen to… ever (or bands with no cultural significance whatsoever). (0)
- January 2009 (15)
- 28: 5 Albums Ruined By Stupid Ex-Girlfriends (0)
- 27: If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it oh oh ohhh (0)
- 26: I Like Selfish People: Part I (0)
- 26: Do I have a lot of time on my hands? Yes. Yes, I do. (0)
- 26: New domain? I think so. (0)
- 25: The art of perfecting a good pick-up line. (0)
- 24: Why I Like Lily Allen. (0)
- 23: I can’t fall asleep without taking a piss first. (0)
- 23: Zack Morris is a pretentious asshole. (0)
- 21: We hate it when our friends become successful. (0)
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- 20: I just want to fall in love. (0)
- 19: Today is my birthday. (0)
- 19: One day I’m going to write a book (0)
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