I believed this until the age of 12, when the cat sat firmly in my lap and continually brushes his tail against my peen through my pants.

Inventor Douglas Hines with Roxxxy, his computerized sex robot that can carry on a conversation and have a simulated orgasm.

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1. Perfect. Opening. Ever.
2. Britney looks great but I think she forgot her pants.
3. Oh, shut up, Taylor Swift.
4. I think Beyonce just grabbed her balls…
5. lolz Beyaki’s drummer looks like a butch Rihanna.
6. Damn, girl. Get up off the

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