Marlon Brando’s Oscar win for “The Godfather”

Sacheen Littlefeather, an American Indian activist, accepting Marlon Brando's Academy Award on his behalf (click the picture to watch).

I still can’t believe my girlfriend and I got each other the same V-Day card.

Actually, yes I can. We practically share a brain, and think all the same things. When I was busy getting her a card (after she yelled at me for one), I thought, "Fuck, I bet she totally got this one too. Ehhhhh I don't wanna look stupid. Fits more for me anyway. Girls don't pee standing up!"

I wish I could say I was embarrassed, but really, I knew she'd never pass up a Simpsons card for me.

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