Holy shit. I’ve been listening to the Dave Ryan show this week, and there was a segment called “How Will They Take It?” There was a woman on who was terrified of telling her mom that she was dating a…

First of all, I have beef with anyone who says something to the effect of, “I listen to everything except country lolz.” When did country music turn into something you’re ashamed to listen to? I will be the first to…

I don’t know why I always do this to myself. I decide I need something that I really don’t need and I spend money without thinking about it. The other day I decided I wanted to get a new case…

After not hearing from her in two days, she sent me a text asking me “What’s up?” I didn’t reply. It wasn’t purposely; I was just busy, and then I forgot to respond to her. I think she realized we…

I knew this would be a disaster. I’ve been talking to an 18-year-old girl for a while who seemed cool some days, and naive others. In my mind, I was content not talking to her, but I kept thinking, “Okay…

Also, he slightly resembles a skunk.

I enjoy the state of Texas ten times more than I’ve ever enjoyed Florida. Florida didn’t seem horrible growing up – I had a lot of friends, a lot of girlfriends, a lot of sex and drugs, but everything was…