• Whitney Houston looks good for someone who is currently high.
• Katy Perry kissed Travis McCoy and he dumped her (burn).
• Fuck you, Chris Brown, fucking wife-beating son of a bitch.
• Kanye’s hair is growing on me (no pun intended).

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Artists supporting artists. Buy the Butcher’s prints at his website. They look awesome on my otherwise boring white walls.

I can’t explain my love for Tina Fey without rambling about how she’s pretty much my dream girl wrapped in pancake-covered paper with a pretty blue bow on top.

F*cking PC liberal college kids. For the love of…

But I s’pose it’s my own fault, meeting up with them in the first place. They’ve been programmed by their professors, and by their PC liberal buddies, to challenge the world

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Back when I was a youngin (okay, when I was like, 16 and it was 2001), I, like most other people, were oblivious to technology on a social level. There was no texting, no emails (there was, but not everyone…

An open letter to Barack Obama.

Dear Mr President,

Firstly, congratulations on your historic win. I have never been so behind a candidate for what must be considered the boss of the world.

You seem to be a man of

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1-5. Forever The Sickest Kids/All Time Low/Four Letter Lie/Select Start/We the Kings/other similar bands

What in the FUCK has music come to when I come within a 5-mile radius of a high school or Hot Topic and kids are listening

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