Let me preface by saying that there are lots and lots of albums I genuinely enjoy, a majority of them being complete trash, but they’re catchy and I like them. And in the past, my girlfriends have been simple people,…

Do you ever see someone from afar and create a romantic relationship with this person in your head? Then when you get the chance, the pleasure of meeting them and interacting with them on a one-on-one basis, you wish you…

This morning I was rejected friendship from a girl I used to know liiiike 4 years ago. I’d sent her an email on Friday, she emailed me back (not once, not twice, but three times – the third time she…

Peggy Hill, you damn bitch. I can’t adequately put into words how much I dislike this woman. First, you illegally smuggle a Mexican kid into the United States. Then you bring her back and expect to be treated as a…

Link: New domain? I think so.

Today I watched “Revolutionary Road” and concocted a list of filthy things I want to do to Kate Winslet, the least vulgar being bake cookies with her whilst she wears only an apron. I’ve always thought she was a beautiful…

1. She recorded “Alright, Still.”
   She doesn’t even have a great voice. I mean that. Her voice isn’t really a singing voice at all, to be honest. It’s more like talking to a tune, like when you sing songs

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