Austin-based Royal Forest is playing a show at Lambert’s this Friday with EP Hall and Whiskey Priest. Admission is $5. If you’re in the area, you should drop by. Let them know where you heard this song from.
Sometimes I’m an asshole. This I know. Most of the time, I distract myself with childish things like watching “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” or looking up tabs for songs that are stuck in my head, but other times I…
Why do I say this? Have you played this game with the volume up? The sound of those birds flying through the air is the most entertaining sound effect I have ever heard. And nearly every level gets a new…
Losing weight is never fun. Okay, for some people it is, but for the vast majority of people who would like to lose a few pounds and can’t figure out why they’re not losing weight, this is the perfect app.…
Every day has been a battle for me. I’ve had some people who think they know me enough to think I’m a bad person because I was on drugs, despite the fact I’ve been struggling to stay clean. If it…
I'm a session musician with a degree in Applied Mathematics I'll never use. If you listen to shitty music, you may have heard my work or seen me setting up a drum set at your local venue.
I was also voted Most Likely to Date Your Kid Sister.
If you're looking for Jacob Dykes, he is a proud homosexual man who is anxiously awaiting the birth of his first child with his life partner, Tyrone, via their surrogate mother, Tyrone's sister.
Jacob Dykes and Tyrone live in southern California with their papillon, Princess.