I knew this would be a disaster. I’ve been talking to an 18-year-old girl for a while who seemed cool some days, and naive others. In my mind, I was content not talking to her, but I kept thinking, “Okay okay she’s cute. Just one date. We’ll see what happens.”
I texted her this morning to make sure we were still on for that afternoon. She lived near town, so I knew it would be a semi-long drive. I had a long talk with my ex yesterday and I wasn’t looking …

Also, he slightly resembles a skunk.

I have the drive to stay awake tonight, but I won’t. I’m restless. Woke up early on my day off to take the new kitten to the vet, make sure all is well with him. I let Wilson get a good whiff of him. He wasn’t having it. I’ll give him a while to get used to the idea.
Back to work tomorrow. School begins hardcore for a full month. I get to be irritated and ignore everyone I know for 30 days. Many will thank me for that (I’m being …

I haven’t seen my daughter in a while. Several months ago, my other daughter was the only one who could calm me down. She was my Zoloft when I had panic attacks. She was my cigarette when I was stressed. But she was so much easier on my body than any of these things. Now, I’m not allowed to see my oldest daughter, and it drives me insane. I sit at home all day, go to anger management, take an Economics class, then go back to my same seat. All …

I forgot about the BET Awards last night (and with good cause; that shit is always a hot mess), but I caught wind of Chris Brown crying like a bitch. It was all over the radio this morning, so I decided to YouTube it. My honest-to-God candid reaction was “Fuck you. No. Fuck you.” This guy is the most insincere guy in the fucking universe. I never wanted to sock someone so hard in the face.
Before I hear anything about double standards, wah wah wah Sean Penn and Charlie Sheen …

Most hilarious shit ever. Well, almost ever.